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Rex Ryan fined $50K for flipping off Hecklers in Miami

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Bud Adams fined $250K for Flipping the Bird...

More expensive than Janet Jackson's nipple!

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Rahm Emanuel can't flip the Bird... Explains how he manages to keep his job?

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Middle Finger ART

(no kidding)

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Even "Trip Advisor" gets into the Middle Finger Controversy

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They

Walk Among us (and they have middle fingers)

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The "Proper" way to Flip the Bird?

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A businessman has filed a lawsuit over the amputation of his left middle finger when a friend attacked

him with a sashimi knife during his birthday party at a restaurant.

Ming Hao Li, operator of Tai Yang Restaurant, sued his alleged attacker, Young Su Moon, for assault,

battery, and intentional infliction of emotional distress.

Li also sued Moon's employer, Han Kuk Pan Yun, for negligent hiring, supervision, and retention of Moon,

and for emotional distress.

Li's wife, Shunnu Li, joined as co-plaintiff in the lawsuit. The couple asked the Superior Court to order

the defendants to pay them damages, attorney's fees, and court costs.

According to plaintiffs' counsel Ramon K. Quichocho, defendant Yun owns the Pajugal Restaurant in

Chalan Kanoa which is also known as IMF Restaurant Fresh Sashimi House.

Quichocho said Moon was an employee or agent of Yun.

Quichocho said the Li couple regularly bought their daily fish requirements for Tai Yang Restaurant from

Yun, through its employee, Moon.

Quichocho said that, on March 3, 2010, Moon, as part of his regular marketing routine for Yun, visited

plaintiffs at their Tai Yang Restaurant to book the couple's order for fresh fish for the day.

At the time Moon arrived, the couple were about to start celebrating Mr. Li's birthday that day.

Moon joined plaintiffs and started drinking alcoholic beverages. The couple later called a Chinese female

friend to join in the celebration.

Quichocho said that, at 8:30pm, Mr. Li danced with their female friend, but suddenly, Moon in an apparent

fit of jealousy, went to the kitchen of the restaurant and took a sashimi/sushi knife.

The lawyer said Moon then attacked Mr. Li and at the same time shouted invectives and offensive words

against the victim.

Quichocho said Mrs. Li attempted to intercede and pleaded with Moon to prevent him from further

attacking Mr. Li.

Moon, however, pushed Ms. Li to the floor twice, Quichocho said.

Despite plaintiffs begging and pleas, the lawyer said, Moon continued attacking Mr. Li with the knife.

“Mr. Li attempted to parry Moon's knife attacks with a wooden chair, when, in the process, his left

hand's middle finger, and other fingers, were caught by the knife's sharp blade, causing the serious injuries,”

Quichocho said.

As a result, Quichocho said, Mr. Li lost his left hand middle finger that was severely and deeply cut,

causing it to be permanently amputated.

The Abomination

at Ground Zero! 

We knew the minute the first reports hit the wires concerning the building of an Islamic mosque on a site so near Ground Zero in New York City, that it would be approved. All one had to do was consider the liberal government of New York City. 

Liberals are nothing, if they are not predictable.  We American conservatives have known that for, oh, about two and half centuries.  Our enemies know it, too. And they take advantage of it. 

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Kansas: "Flipping the Bird" is Confirmed as an Expression of Free Speech.

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Digitus Impudicus is unwise in Oregon

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Flipping the bird may be a classless epxression, but misspelling "impudicus" isn't much better.

Digitus Imputicus: Flipping The Bird in Oregon

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Venting the bird at one's neighbors isn't necessarily wise either.

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In Dubai, one can be imprisoned for flipping the bird!!

A government of people with very weak egoes, evidently.

Kirstie Alley's

style of class is always evident.

I don't think Kirstie intended this but in this photograph, her face looks a little bit like Jack Nicolson's, in his role of the Joker.  Don't you think so?   Is that a rooster's comb on top of her head?  I thought Kirstie was FEMALE?   Who knew?

A real joker, aye?

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Cerebral Flatulence

Some blogs on the Internet

try to make the case that

Cerebral Flatulence is a

nice way to refer to "brain

farts."  This is not the

case.  Cerebral Flatulence

is the condition that leads

to the brain passing

massive quantities of gases

of all types.  Most of these

gases, but not all, are

extremely flammable and

could be used in industrial

applications.  For

example, if Nancy Pelosi,

Kirstie Alley and Whoopie

Goldfart were connected

in parallel, they could

conceivable heat an

average sized home in the

coldest weather.  This is

especially true if interacted

with philological opposites

such as Rush Limbaugh or

Glenn Beck. 

Just for the record,

Fecalcephalia is a

condition following

Analcranial Impactment

where one's head is so

long in the sphygmoid that

the brain becomes

impacted with fecal

material.  Washington

D.C. at the present writing

is a hotbed of

Fecalcephalia.  If you go

there,to avoid catching it,

wash your hands

frequently and stay away

from people who talk non-

stop.

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      I don't know what pig dung costs in Pennsylvania, but I bet if you tell the farmer what you want it for, he may well donate it. In any case, most pig farmers are usually trying to find constructive ways of getting rid of that stuff.  Just imagine, if pig dung costs $50.00 per ton, and you put a quarter of a pound in each baggy and sell them for $1.00 - That's a profit of $7,950, less the cost of the baggies and the transportation.  Then too, is the problem that New York is primarily Socialist, so you may have to get a pig shit vendor's license.  If they don't have one, they'll invent it for you. I think the New Yorkers would really get off on this.  If the ACLU objects, throw some at them!

      Mosques like the big one in Toledo (I-75 - East side of the street) would be harder.  It's too far from the road to reasonably pitch a bag that far.  That one could be crop dusted, maybe?

     Muslims are really hung up on pig stuff.  They think if they touch anything related to pigs, they can't get their 72 virgins.  Although why anyone would want a virgin with a surgically removed clitorus is beyond me. I guess, as long as they leave the 'G' spot in tact, they might not be too bad.

    You could even make part of your profit (or prophets) tax deductible.  Donate some of the money to distribute Bibles in Iraq and Afghanistan.  When the shemoms object, just tell them, "Get Porked," or better yet,

"Pluck Yew."

FB

     Note:  The word, "Pork," is not a verb.

News Item Source

Evans is already bailing out on the story

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Shaughnessy’s is a great little sports bar in St. Augustine, Florida. It’s located in what the locals refer to as the St. Augustine Shores / Publix shopping center. This is a small thing, and maybe I should let it pass, but I’ve been robbed in bars before and now that I am a Garrulous old Curmudgeon, I don’t let things like this go by unnoticed or unmentioned. I consider writing about it, a public service…

It was Sunday afternoon, September 26, 2010 at 5:00 P.M. The bar was about half full. Football games played on all the many TV sets ringing the bar. Intermittent cheers or boo’s rose above the background chatter. Some patrons were having an early dinner, but most were watching the sports on television. The bar tender was a pretty young woman with died blond hair and very icy, cold, blue eyes. I seated myself at the bar and she came over. After she very briefly assessed me, she asked what I’d like. I ordered a draft beer. She said the beer would be $2.65. I gave her three dollars. She gave me no change.

I drank the beer over about ten minutes. Still, no change. I understand how important tips are. I am always good for at least a dollar, even with bad service. Her service, except for the no-change bit, was quite good. She could have gotten two or three bucks out of me – BUT – she had chosen to tip herself $.35 ( 35 cents) without my consent.

Years ago, in Lancaster Pennsylvania, a bar tender named Paul, once tried to convince me I had drunk 133 beers in about two hours and was still able to walk out of the bar in a straight line. The amount of money he had taken from me would have paid for 133 beers. I have a debt of gratitude to Paul. I used to trust bar tenders. I used to leave my change lying on the bar. I suppose there are some places you can still do that. Thanks to Paul, I never did that again and I always count my change, especially in drinking establishments.

Shaughnessy’s today, reminded me of that bar tender in Lancaster Pennsylvania, except this one wasn’t half drunk herself. Paul died of a liver disease that he blamed on “Dr. Kessler.” He snitched quite a few of those (Kessler makes Bourbon) while he was working and it ultimately killed him. I liked Paul. I’m sorry he is dead. I didn’t quit going to his bar. I just quit trusting him. Liking despicable people has been a character flaw for me. But as long as I can see what they’re doing, it always amuses me to watch it. I could list some pretty interesting despicable characters I’ve known and worked for, but I don’t want to embarrass their families, and for the most part, in spite of being robbed by them in some cases, I really enjoyed knowing them.

So, when I go back to Shaughnessy’s, I will always pay with exact change, so that I don’t have to have bad feelings about getting robbed for some trivial amount. Yes! I could have asked for my change, if it was so important, but that creates an awkward situation. No change is bad service AND it signals a potentially worse situation. There is simply no way this bar tender could have FORGOTTEN to give me my change. That simply doesn’t happen. This was a cold, calculated decision on her part that I was not good for a tip and she would therefore remedy the situation by her own witlessness.

Shaughnessy’s is a great place. I recommend it as one of the best bars on this side of town, BUT if you go there, pay with EXACT change. If you run a tab, be careful that the tab reports what you actually bought. That’s good advice, for anywhere. For an interesting time, don’t forget there is a woman of low character who tends bar there. There are also people who tend bar there who are not of low character, so please don’t confuse this babe with others who don’t deserve this smear. She is tall for a woman, but not overly tall – maybe 5’5”, give or take a few inches. Her confirmation is quite nice – a healthy young, breedable woman (with a wedding ring). Her hair, when I was there was tied up behind her head in one of those deliberately messy hair styles, so popular, today. Her hair as dyed blond with plenty of dark roots deliberately revealed under the blond swatch on the back of her head. Her eyes were steely blue with a demeanor like she might have, if someone had just slapped her – that is to say, she looked unfriendly.

My recommendation is that if you go there and she comes to wait on you, sit somewhere else.

An inherent message in this note: Treat Strangers with hospitality and honor. You can never know if they are a god, an angel – or EATS WALLER!!
Eats Waller

Jacks BBQ

Sand Bar

Mardi Gras

Bar None

Churchill's

Luther's

B'yard Rooster

Sand Bar

Nobby's

Mardi Gras

Mill Top

Churchill's

Jack's Barbecue

Anchor Bar Buff)

Liberty Tap Room

Hunter-Gatherer

Luther's