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The Salty Nut Cafe

is Celebrating

the Birthday of

The Middle Finger Salute

October 25 (or thereabouts)

2000A Greene Street

Columbia, South Carolina

803-256-4611

Menu

 

Outdoor dining. Indoor dining. Nook

Dining, Covered parking, Covered

outdoor dining.  Hey, what could a

person ask for that is not at

The Salty Nut Cafe?

For great food, this is a great place!

Just check the menu, below.  If

you're into fishing, flying, flying or

fishing or fly fishing, this is the fish

flying center in Columbia South

Carolina. (just came from happy hour. Sorry)

(Center left) 

When they caught this big fish, they pulled this man out of it.  All they could get out of him was "Please don't send me to Niniveh."  Or was it Niveneh, Niheniv, or New Hampshire.  Not sure which. He's smiling like that because he knows his fish story is best.

(Far Left) 

This place has two, cozy, well stocked bars with plenty of smiling faces.

  You never know who you're going to bump into at the Salty Nut Cafe!  I

snapped the photo on the left last time I was there.  I used to bump into

him at the Villa Zorayda and the Alcazar Hotel in St. Augustine Florida,

but I think he's really from Obama's district, Chicago.  I forget his name

but I remember he likes to have his pictures taken from his right side

because of a big scar he has on his cheek on the left side.  I asked him

how he got it.  His eyes grew very cold and he said , "I fell."

The last I heard, he died of the French Disease.  Of course, the French

call it the Spanish Disease.  It's strange that no one has ever called it the

English Disease.  Whatever.  He will long be remembered for his business

acumen and his political finesse and skills, like others from his district. He was Chicago's most famous behind-the-scenes politician.

Once, a high flying sky-pilot accidentally

left his propeller here.  The Salty Nut Cafe

people, having the right kind of hearts,

saved it for him.  Someday he'll be back.

  Everyone comes back to the Salty Nut.

The aquarium below houses a petrified

hand from an English Bowman captured

by the French.  It's the blue coral, left of

center.  So he drew the bow left handed. 

What can I say?

Trivia night at the Salty Nut may have hard

questions, like the name of the guy who didn't

want to go to Nineveh, or the name of the

celebrity to the left (one frame up).

If you're really, really into fishing, you can

actually go fishing right here at the Salty Nut

Cafe.  The aquarium is big enough you can

actually go scuba diving and spear one for

your dinner.  The Salty Nut Cafe has the

freshest fish around and that's the truest fish

story you'll ever here on this web site.

Something very nice that the Salty Nut Cafe has that most of the establishments I've visited don't have is plenty of parking.  Few things are more frustrating than trying to visit your favorite watering hole than not being able to find a parking space.  That is exactly why, at this writing, there are no Taverns represented that are located in BOSTON Mass.

Check out the Menu, below!

Seafood

Soups & Salads

Quality Beef Burger

Sandwiches and Stuff

Wraps

Chicken

Add ons

Appetizers,

Kids Menu

Drinks

Menu -- The Salty Nut Cafe

 

All items on this menu come with a side order of french fries, tots, spicy raw fries

or vinegar based Edisto cole slaw. 

 

Add $1.00 for Onion Rings.

 
Don't Miss our signature Sandwich
Seafood
 
Flounder Po Boy

Delicious hand breaded 6 oz. flounder filet served on a toasted hoagie roll with lettuce, tomato,

tartar sauce, hush puppies and a side of  vinegar based Edisto Cole Slaw

$8.99
Shrimp Po Boy

Delicious hand breaded shrimp served on a toasted hoagie roll with lettuce, tomato,

tartar sauce, hush puppies and a side of  vinegar based Edisto Cole Slaw

$8.99
Shrimp Basket

A half pound of hand breaded shrimp, served with hush puppies, tartar sauce, cocktail sauce

and a side of vinegar based Edisto cole slaw.

$8.49
Flounder Basket
A hand breaded flounder filet served with hush puppies, tartar sauce, cocktail sauce

and a side of vinegar based Edisto cole slaw.

$8.49
Oyster Basket
Hand breaded select oysters served with hush puppies, tartar sauce, cocktail sauce

and a side of vinegar based Edisto cole slaw.

$8.99
Scallop Basket
A half pound of hand breaded sea scallops served with hush puppies, tartar sauce, cocktail sauce

and a side of vinegar based Edisto cole slaw.

$8.99
Seafood Platter
A generous portion of shrimp, oysters, scallops and flounder, served with hush puppies, tartar sauce, cocktail sauce and a side of vinegar based Edisto cole slaw.
$11.99
Grilled Mahi Mahi Sandwich

Half pound Mahi Steak grilled to perfection, plain or seasoned with cajun or lemon

pepper spices and all the fixin's on a bun.

$9.85

Soups and Salads

(Dressings: Ranch, Lite Ranch, Bleu Cheese, Honey Mustard, FAt Free Italian,

1000 Island, Caesar, O & V, Balsamic Vinaigrette)

 
Grilled Chicken Breast Salad

7 oz. chicken breast, plain or seasoned with cajun, or lemon pepper spices, atop a bed

of fresh mixed lettuce, bacon bits, cheese, cucumbers, & roma tomatoes.

$8.99
Fried Chicken Salad

Fried chicken tenders atop a bed of fresh mixed lettuce, bacon bits,

cheese, cucumbers, & roma tomatoes.

$8.99
Chef Salad

Honey ham and smoked turkey atop a bed of fresh mixed lettuce, bacon bits,

cheese, cucumbers, & roma tomatoes.

$8.29
Big O' House Salad
Bed of fresh mixed lettuce, bacon bits, cheese, cucumbers, & roma tomatoes.
$6.29
Grilled Chicken Caesar Salad

7 Oz. chicken breast atop a bed of fresh Romaine Lettuce, shredded parmesan cheese,

& our home made croutons mixed in a creamy Caesar Dressing

$8.69
Mahi Salad

One half pound Mahi Steak, grilled, plain or seasoned with cajun or lemon pepper spices

atop a Big O'House Salad

$9.75
Caesar Salad

Fresh Romaine Lettuce, shredded parmesan cheese and our home made croutons

mixed in a creamy Caesar dressing.

$6.79
Side Salad
Smaller version of a Big O'House.  A great selection - any time.
$4.09
Chili or Soup of the Day
Our Home made Chili will make you nuts. Soup of the day is seasonal. Ask your server.
$4.29
 

1/2 Pound Quality Beef Burgers

All Burgers on this menu come with a side order of french fries, tots, spicy raw fries

or vinegar based Edisto cole slaw. 

Add $1.00 for Onion Rings.

 
Basic Burger
Just a great burger
$6.65
Classic Cheeseburger
A great burger with your choice of cheese.
$7.65
Blackened Burger
Seasoned with Cajun spices
$6.95
Chili Burger
Topped with our famous chili
$7.45
Grilled Onion Burger
Topped with sauteed onions
$6.85
Jalapeno Burger
Topped with spicy jalapenos
$6.85
Bacon Burger
Topped with smoked bacon
$7.65
Swiss Mushroom Burger
Smothered in sauteed mushrooms and Swiss Cheese.
$7.95
Double Burger
1 whole pound of beef on a bun
$10.15
1/4 pound Burger
Just a smaller burger.  Add cheese for $1.00
$5.25
Veggie Burger
Just for all the vegetarians
$6.45
 

Sandwiches and Stuff

All sandwiches come with a side order of french fries, tots, spicy raw fries

or vinegar based Edisto cole slaw. 

Add $1.00 for Onion Rings.

 
Steak Philly
6 oz. of shaved steak with sauteed onions, smothered with provolone cheese on a hoagie bun
$7.95
Our French Dip
Roast Beef smothered with provolone cheese and bacon on a hoagie bun with Au Jus
$7.95
Salty Nut Club

Your choice of traditional honey ham, smoked turkey and bacon, stacked three slices high

with lettuce tomato and mayo

$7.95
Turkey Reuben
Smoked turkey topped with sauerkraut, Swiss Cheese, 1000 Island Dressing, on grilled Rye
$7.75
BLT
Bacon with lettuce, tomato and mayo
$6.45
Grilled Cheese
American Cheese or Home Made Pimento Cheese
$4.25
Corn Dog
Hot Dog wrapped in corn bread on a stick, served with mustard
$4.00
Dr. Woo

Our Signature Sandwich served on a croissant with honey ham, smoked turkey,

roast beef, Swiss, Cheddar, Pepper Jack Cheese and all the fixin's

$9.25
Ham and Cheese Croissant
Honey Ham smothered with American Cheese on a Croissant
$7.15
 

Wraps

All wraps come with a side order of french fries, tots, spicy raw fries

or vinegar based Edisto cole slaw. 

Add $1.00 for Onion Rings.

 
California

Avocado, cucumber, Salty Nut special sauce, smoked turkey, spinach leaves,

sprouts and tomatoes wrapped in a flour tortilla.

$7.55
Club

Bacon, Honey Ham, smoked turkey, lettuce, Salty Nut special sauce and

tomatoes wrapped in a flour tortilla

$7.35
Fried Chicken
Chicken tenders, lettuce, Salty Nut special sauce and tomatoes wrapped in a flour tortilla
$7.35
Grilled Chicken
Grilled chicken breast, lettuce, Salty Nut special Sauce and tomatoes
$7.55
Veggie
Avocado, cucumbers, green pepper, mushrooms, Salty Nut special sauce, spinach leaves and tomatoes
$6.45
Cheeseburger
Cheese of your choice, lettuce mayo, mustard, onions, pickles and tomato
$7.45
Grilled Chicken Caesar
Grilled chicken breast, Romaine Lettuce, creamy Caesar Dressing and parmesan cheese
$7.65
 

Chicken

All chicken sandwiches come with a side order of french fries, tots, spicy raw fries

or vinegar based Edisto cole slaw. 

Add $1.00 for Onion Rings.

Grilled Chicken Breast Sandwich
7 Oz, chicken Breast, plain or seasoned with cajun or lemon pepper spices with all the fixin's
$7.69
Chicken Philly
7 Oz. chicken diced with sauteed onions, smothered with provolone cheese on a hoagie.
$8.19
Southern Fried Chicken Sandwich
Breaded chicken tenders with lettuce tomato, mayo, pickles, on a bun
$6.79
Southern Style Chicken Fingers
Breaded chicken tenders served with honey mustard or ranch dressing
$7.75
Chicken Bites

Crispy chicken nuggets tossed in your choice of wing sauces and served

with honey mustard or ranch dressing

$7.75

Jumbo Chicken Wings

All served with celery and Bleu cheese dressing.  Mild, Medium, Hot, Suicide

(No refunds) Teriyaki or BBQ sauce

1 Dozen
$7.29
2 Dozen
$12.99
3 Dozen
$18.65
Add Ons
Bacon
$1.10
Double Meat
$2.50
Chili
$1.10
Grilled Onions
$.75
Grilled Mushrooms
$.75
Jalapenos
 
$.75
Bleu Cheese & Celery
 
$2.25
 
Appetizers
 
Macho Nachos

Tortilla Chips piled high, topped with our famous chili, lettuce, shredded cheese,

tomatoes, jalapenos and sour cream.  Enough for two or three.

$8.25
Breaded Mozzarella Sticks
 
$6.79

Basket of Beer Battered

Onion Rings

 
$4.99
Basket of French Fries
 
$2.99
Cheese Fries

Enough for two

Basket of Fries topped with our home made melted pimento

cheese with bacon bits or jalapeno on the side.  Add chili for $2.00

$5.39
Fried Pickles
 
$2.99
Hush Puppies
with honey butter
$3.99
Basket of Tater Tots
enough for two
$2.99
Basket of Cheese Tots

Enough for Two

Basket of Tater tots topped with our home made melted pimento cheese with

bacon bits of jalapenos on the side.  Add Chili for $2.00

$5.39
Basket of Spicy Raw Fries
Enough for Two
$2.99
Spinach Dip
Creamy Spinach served hot with tortilla chips
$6.39
Chips and Salsa
Enough for Two
$3.50
 
Kids Menu
 
Hamburger
 
$2.99
Cheeseburger
 
$3.49
Chicken Fingers
 
$3.49
Grilled Cheese
 
$2.49
Corn Dog
 
$2.49
Ham & Cheese
Drinks are $1.75
$3.49
 

Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Ginger Ale, Mr. Pibb, Vault, Sweet Tea,Unsweet Tea,Coffee, Cranberry Juice, Orange Juice, Grapefruit Juice, Pineapple Juice, Lemonade.