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The Salty Nut Cafe is Celebrating the Birthday of The Middle Finger Salute October 25 (or thereabouts) 2000A Greene Street Columbia, South Carolina 803-256-4611 |
Outdoor dining. Indoor dining. Nook Dining, Covered parking, Covered outdoor dining. Hey, what could a person ask for that is not at The Salty Nut Cafe? For great food, this is a great place! Just check the menu, below. If you're into fishing, flying, flying or fishing or fly fishing, this is the fish flying center in Columbia South Carolina. (just came from happy hour. Sorry) |
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(Center left) When they caught this big fish, they pulled this man out of it. All they could get out of him was "Please don't send me to Niniveh." Or was it Niveneh, Niheniv, or New Hampshire. Not sure which. He's smiling like that because he knows his fish story is best. (Far Left) This place has two, cozy, well stocked bars with plenty of smiling faces. |
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You never know who you're going to bump into at the Salty Nut Cafe! I
snapped the photo on the left last time I was there. I used to bump into him at the Villa Zorayda and the Alcazar Hotel in St. Augustine Florida, but I think he's really from Obama's district, Chicago. I forget his name but I remember he likes to have his pictures taken from his right side because of a big scar he has on his cheek on the left side. I asked him how he got it. His eyes grew very cold and he said , "I fell." The last I heard, he died of the French Disease. Of course, the French call it the Spanish Disease. It's strange that no one has ever called it the English Disease. Whatever. He will long be remembered for his business acumen and his political finesse and skills, like others from his district. He was Chicago's most famous behind-the-scenes politician. |
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Once, a high flying sky-pilot accidentally left his propeller here. The Salty Nut Cafe people, having the right kind of hearts, saved it for him. Someday he'll be back. Everyone comes back to the Salty Nut. The aquarium below houses a petrified hand from an English Bowman captured by the French. It's the blue coral, left of center. So he drew the bow left handed. What can I say? |
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Trivia night at the Salty Nut may have hard questions, like the name of the guy who didn't want to go to Nineveh, or the name of the celebrity to the left (one frame up). If you're really, really into fishing, you can actually go fishing right here at the Salty Nut Cafe. The aquarium is big enough you can actually go scuba diving and spear one for your dinner. The Salty Nut Cafe has the freshest fish around and that's the truest fish story you'll ever here on this web site. |
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Something very nice that the Salty Nut Cafe has that most of the establishments I've visited don't have is plenty of parking. Few things are more frustrating than trying to visit your favorite watering hole than not being able to find a parking space. That is exactly why, at this writing, there are no Taverns represented that are located in BOSTON Mass. Check out the Menu, below! |
Flounder Po Boy |
Delicious hand breaded 6 oz. flounder filet served on a toasted hoagie roll with lettuce, tomato, tartar sauce, hush puppies and a side of vinegar based Edisto Cole Slaw |
$8.99 |
Shrimp Po Boy |
Delicious hand breaded shrimp served on a toasted hoagie roll with lettuce, tomato, tartar sauce, hush puppies and a side of vinegar based Edisto Cole Slaw |
$8.99 |
Shrimp Basket |
A half pound of hand breaded shrimp, served with hush puppies, tartar sauce, cocktail sauce and a side of vinegar based Edisto cole slaw. |
$8.49 |
Flounder Basket |
A hand breaded flounder filet served with
hush puppies, tartar sauce, cocktail sauce
and a side of vinegar based Edisto cole slaw. |
$8.49 |
Oyster Basket |
Hand breaded select oysters served with
hush puppies, tartar sauce, cocktail sauce
and a side of vinegar based Edisto cole slaw. |
$8.99 |
Scallop Basket |
A half pound of hand breaded sea scallops served with
hush puppies, tartar sauce, cocktail sauce
and a side of vinegar based Edisto cole slaw. |
$8.99 |
Seafood Platter |
A generous portion of shrimp, oysters, scallops and flounder, served with
hush puppies, tartar sauce, cocktail sauce
and a side of vinegar based Edisto cole slaw.
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$11.99 |
Grilled Mahi Mahi Sandwich |
Half pound Mahi Steak grilled to perfection, plain or seasoned with cajun or lemon pepper spices and all the fixin's on a bun. |
$9.85 |
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(Dressings: Ranch, Lite Ranch, Bleu Cheese, Honey Mustard, FAt Free Italian, 1000 Island, Caesar, O & V, Balsamic Vinaigrette) |
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Grilled Chicken Breast Salad |
7 oz. chicken breast, plain or seasoned with cajun, or lemon pepper spices, atop a bed of fresh mixed lettuce, bacon bits, cheese, cucumbers, & roma tomatoes. |
$8.99 |
Fried Chicken Salad |
Fried chicken tenders atop a bed of fresh mixed lettuce, bacon bits, cheese, cucumbers, & roma tomatoes. |
$8.99 |
Chef Salad |
Honey ham and smoked turkey atop a bed of fresh mixed lettuce, bacon bits, cheese, cucumbers, & roma tomatoes. |
$8.29 |
Big O' House Salad |
Bed of fresh mixed lettuce, bacon bits, cheese, cucumbers, & roma tomatoes. |
$6.29 |
Grilled Chicken Caesar Salad |
7 Oz. chicken breast atop a bed of fresh Romaine Lettuce, shredded parmesan cheese, & our home made croutons mixed in a creamy Caesar Dressing |
$8.69 |
Mahi Salad |
One half pound Mahi Steak, grilled, plain or seasoned with cajun or lemon pepper spices atop a Big O'House Salad |
$9.75 |
Caesar Salad |
Fresh Romaine Lettuce, shredded parmesan cheese and our home made croutons mixed in a creamy Caesar dressing. |
$6.79 |
Side Salad |
Smaller version of a Big O'House. A great selection - any time. |
$4.09 |
Chili or Soup of the Day |
Our Home made Chili will make you nuts. Soup of the day is seasonal. Ask your server. |
$4.29 |
Basic Burger |
Just a great burger |
$6.65 |
Classic Cheeseburger |
A great burger with your choice of cheese. |
$7.65 |
Blackened Burger |
Seasoned with Cajun spices |
$6.95 |
Chili Burger |
Topped with our famous chili |
$7.45 |
Grilled Onion Burger |
Topped with sauteed onions |
$6.85 |
Jalapeno Burger |
Topped with spicy jalapenos |
$6.85 |
Bacon Burger |
Topped with smoked bacon |
$7.65 |
Swiss Mushroom Burger |
Smothered in sauteed mushrooms and Swiss Cheese. |
$7.95 |
Double Burger |
1 whole pound of beef on a bun |
$10.15 |
1/4 pound Burger |
Just a smaller burger. Add cheese for $1.00 |
$5.25 |
Veggie Burger |
Just for all the vegetarians |
$6.45 |
Steak Philly |
6 oz. of shaved steak with sauteed onions, smothered with provolone cheese on a hoagie bun |
$7.95 |
Our French Dip |
Roast Beef smothered with provolone cheese and bacon on a hoagie bun with Au Jus |
$7.95 |
Salty Nut Club |
Your choice of traditional honey ham, smoked turkey and bacon, stacked three slices high with lettuce tomato and mayo |
$7.95 |
Turkey Reuben |
Smoked turkey topped with sauerkraut, Swiss Cheese, 1000 Island Dressing, on grilled Rye |
$7.75 |
BLT |
Bacon with lettuce, tomato and mayo |
$6.45 |
Grilled Cheese |
American Cheese or Home Made Pimento Cheese |
$4.25 |
Corn Dog |
Hot Dog wrapped in corn bread on a stick, served with mustard |
$4.00 |
Our Signature Sandwich served on a croissant with honey ham, smoked turkey, roast beef, Swiss, Cheddar, Pepper Jack Cheese and all the fixin's |
$9.25 |
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Ham and Cheese Croissant |
Honey Ham smothered with American Cheese on a Croissant |
$7.15 |
California |
Avocado, cucumber, Salty Nut special sauce, smoked turkey, spinach leaves, sprouts and tomatoes wrapped in a flour tortilla. |
$7.55 |
Club |
Bacon, Honey Ham, smoked turkey, lettuce, Salty Nut special sauce and tomatoes wrapped in a flour tortilla |
$7.35 |
Fried Chicken |
Chicken tenders, lettuce, Salty Nut special sauce and tomatoes wrapped in a flour tortilla |
$7.35 |
Grilled Chicken |
Grilled chicken breast, lettuce, Salty Nut special Sauce and tomatoes |
$7.55 |
Veggie |
Avocado, cucumbers, green pepper, mushrooms, Salty Nut special sauce, spinach leaves and tomatoes |
$6.45 |
Cheeseburger |
Cheese of your choice, lettuce mayo, mustard, onions, pickles and tomato |
$7.45 |
Grilled Chicken Caesar |
Grilled chicken breast, Romaine Lettuce, creamy Caesar Dressing and parmesan cheese |
$7.65 |
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All chicken sandwiches come with a side order of french fries, tots, spicy raw fries or vinegar based Edisto cole slaw. Add $1.00 for Onion Rings. |
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Grilled Chicken Breast Sandwich |
7 Oz, chicken Breast, plain or seasoned with cajun or lemon pepper spices with all the fixin's |
$7.69 |
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Chicken Philly |
7 Oz. chicken diced with sauteed onions, smothered with provolone cheese on a hoagie. |
$8.19 |
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Southern Fried Chicken Sandwich |
Breaded chicken tenders with lettuce tomato, mayo, pickles, on a bun |
$6.79 |
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Southern Style Chicken Fingers |
Breaded chicken tenders served with honey mustard or ranch dressing |
$7.75 |
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Chicken Bites |
Crispy chicken nuggets tossed in your choice of wing sauces and served with honey mustard or ranch dressing |
$7.75 |
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Jumbo Chicken Wings |
All served with celery and Bleu cheese dressing. Mild, Medium, Hot, Suicide (No refunds) Teriyaki or BBQ sauce |
1 Dozen |
$7.29 |
2 Dozen |
$12.99 |
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3 Dozen |
$18.65 |
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Bacon |
$1.10 |
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Double Meat |
$2.50 |
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Chili |
$1.10 |
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Grilled Onions |
$.75 |
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Grilled Mushrooms |
$.75 |
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Jalapenos |
$.75 |
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Bleu Cheese & Celery |
$2.25 |
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Macho Nachos |
Tortilla Chips piled high, topped with our famous chili, lettuce, shredded cheese, tomatoes, jalapenos and sour cream. Enough for two or three. |
$8.25 |
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Breaded Mozzarella Sticks |
$6.79 |
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Basket of Beer Battered Onion Rings |
$4.99 |
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Basket of French Fries |
$2.99 |
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Cheese Fries |
Enough for two Basket of Fries topped with our home made melted pimento cheese with bacon bits or jalapeno on the side. Add chili for $2.00 |
$5.39 |
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Fried Pickles |
$2.99 |
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Hush Puppies |
with honey butter |
$3.99 |
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Basket of Tater Tots |
enough for two |
$2.99 |
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Basket of Cheese Tots |
Enough for Two Basket of Tater tots topped with our home made melted pimento cheese with bacon bits of jalapenos on the side. Add Chili for $2.00 |
$5.39 |
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Basket of Spicy Raw Fries |
Enough for Two |
$2.99 |
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Spinach Dip |
Creamy Spinach served hot with tortilla chips |
$6.39 |
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Chips and Salsa |
Enough for Two |
$3.50 |
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Hamburger |
$2.99 |
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Cheeseburger |
$3.49 |
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Chicken Fingers |
$3.49 |
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Grilled Cheese |
$2.49 |
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Corn Dog |
$2.49 |
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Ham & Cheese |
$3.49 |
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Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Ginger Ale, Mr. Pibb, Vault, Sweet Tea,Unsweet Tea,Coffee, Cranberry Juice, Orange Juice, Grapefruit Juice, Pineapple Juice, Lemonade. |
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